And that's when someone said, 'Why the hell not?'

After playing a long hard game of tennis, you ache for something that can quench your thirst and only one thing comes to mind, ice cold, delicious, Lactic Acid Drink. Nothing says sweet relief, like acid in your mouth.


Lactic Acid Not your cup of tea? Are you in dire need of making your piss stink immediately? Try some sweet and healthy Asparagus Juice in a carton. When you're on the go and need some funky smelling piss asap, this drink is for you! If you're still thirsty there's avocado smoothies, fish eye ball lemonade (not really but it looks like it) and good ol' poisonous tap water.


For those of you with a big appetite, freshly made Belgian waffles topped with a scoop of day old tuna fish will leave you satisfied. After all, 72 % of people who like waffles also enjoy tuna fish. This courageous combo was created to meet everyone's needs. It's available at high end coffee shops where we found most consumers expressed a need for a Belgian waffle tuna explosion in their mouth.


Pork ear cookies look gross, and taste like nothing! Why waste precious calories on food that tastes good, when you can eat things that resemble something gross and taste like salty sweet cardboard?

And for those of you sick of everyone beating around the bush, let's just get to it then. Yes, this meat on a stick came from an animal as filthy and vile as this thing pictured here. Yes, we all know, deep down, you want that thing in your stomach. Sure, maybe it could be an endangered animal, perhaps the last of a prehistoric breed of boar, but look at it, don't you want to eat it? I mean we cut it up real nice and then put it on a stick, you know its good.